1. autisticqueermihashi:

    piratecoves:

    poopflow:

    people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

    i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

    HOLY SHIT OKAY

    (via tunellite)

     


  2. newwtt:

    son I think you are ready for the talk *opens harry potter and the philosopher stone book* 

    (Source: vagogh, via sw0t)

     


  3. Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning.
    — Kid in my lit class (via bl-ossomed)

    (Source: melodiousgeekery, via bl-ossomed)

     

  4.  


    1. me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
     


  5. kushmiri:

    tumblr poetry be like,

    gmail marked 

    you 

    as unimportant in my inbox 

    why 

    can’t 

    i

    (via pornstarwars)

     


  6. jeou:

    my goal in life is to always look better than the girl that hates me

    (via pornstarwars)

     


  7. whiteblackjesus:

    internetexplorers:

    when children do things and u just wanna murder them

    like be children

    (via worsting)

     


  8. metaknighty:

    youre a 10 and i look like im 10

    (Source: rhinse, via ugly)

     


  9. nikegf:

    me: that’s funny
    *sees who reblogged it*
    Nevamind

    (via pornstarwars)

     

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  11. baeddelbludd:

    LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

    (Source: autogynephile, via teenscoolest)

     


  12. legalmexican:

    I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

    (via trust)

     

  13. (Source: winterfellis, via flawlessun)

     

  14. (Source: have--not, via amortizing)